at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

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17000dollars:

With 17,000 dollars you could buy about 11258 Cosmo con buttons 

17000dollars:

With 17,000 dollars you could buy about 11258 Cosmo con buttons 

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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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